Which Type of Pie Are You?


Hayden Spitzer

Thanksgiving means time for everyone’s favorite dessert, pie! From pumpkin to apple to pecan, the classic dessert has endless possibilities. Which type of pie are you? Answer the questions below to find out!

What is your go-to Thanksgiving food?

  1. Turkey
  2. Sweet Potato Casserole/Carrot Souffle 
  3. Mashed Potatoes
  4. Mac and Cheese

What is your zodiac sign element?

  1. Earth 
  2. Water
  3. Fire
  4. Air

What type of food do you prefer?

  1. Savory
  2. Sweet
  3. Spicy
  4. Sour

What is your favorite Fall/Winter holiday?

  1. Thanksgiving
  2. Christmas
  3. Halloween
  4. Hanukkah

What genre do you prefer?

  1. Comedy 
  2. Romance
  3. Horror
  4. Action

What does your ideal holiday party look like?

  1. Lots of holiday music and dancing
  2. Drinking hot chocolate and watching a movie
  3. Baking cookies 
  4. Playing Secret Santa

What is your ideal vacation destination?

  1. New York City, New York
  2. Paris, France
  3. Tokyo, Japan
  4. Honolulu, Hawaii

What is your favorite part about Thanksgiving break?

  1. No School
  2. Spend time with family
  3. The food
  4. Black Friday shopping

What is your favorite fruit?

  1. Apples
  2. Cherries
  3. Strawberries
  4. Pineapple

What is your go-to holiday movie?

  1. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
  2. Frosty The Snowman 
  3. The Nightmare Before Christmas
  4. A Charlie Brown Christmas

What is your favorite form of art?

  1. Visual Arts
  2. Singing
  3. Acting
  4. Dance

What is your favorite cookie?

  1. Sugar Cookie
  2. Chocolate Chip Cookie
  3. Snickerdoodle 
  4. Peppermint

Who is your favorite singer?

  1. Taylor Swift
  2. Ariana Grande
  3. Charli XCX
  4. Beyonce

What type of jeans do you prefer?

  1. Mom Jeans
  2. Dad Jeans
  3. Skinny Jeans
  4. Cropped Jeans

If you were handed a pie you didn’t like would you:

  1. Say thank you and throw/give it away later 
  2. Politely decline the pie by saying you are allergic
  3. Throw it in their face
  4. Take a bite and lie about how delicious it is 


The Results Are In!


Majority A: You are classic pumpkin pie! You are always down to listen to All I Want For Christmas Is You, and you don’t mess with your holiday coffees. You countdown the entire year until the pumpkin cream cold brew returns to starbucks. You love rolling down the windows and blasting All Too Well (ten minute version) in the fall breeze. Your ideal fall day consists of going to a pumpkin patch with your besties and baking fresh holiday cookies. 

Majority B: You are warm apple pie! When leaves start falling off trees you know your favorite time of the year has arrived, and you would never turn down a glass of fresh apple cider. While you love receiving gifts during the holiday season, you enjoy gift giving them even more. You are the type of person to say “It’s officially the holidays”, on November 1st. 

Majority C: You are the adventurous pumpkin cheesecake! You take the holidays very seriously, and especially love the spooky halloween season. You love making Jack O Lanterns with your friends and decorating the house to match each holiday. You always win the best costume competition, and are determined to find the best deals during Black Friday. 

Majority D: You are old fashioned pecan pie! Your house smells of freshly baked desserts the second the leaves change color. You will never turn down hosting Thanksgiving dinner or a festive holiday party. You love ugly sweater day, and your biggest regret in life was not getting the Taylor Swift Folklore Cardigan.