Carver Center is known county-wide for its prestige, elevation of character, and the alarming amount of felonies committed by their staff. Here are some of my favorites that you just WON’T believe are true!

Mrs. Fried- Breaking and Entering

Every sophomore has a Ms. Fried story, whether they had class…or didn’t. Ms. Fried is many things, but especially persistent.

Ms. Mlinek- Kidnapping

Ms. Mlinek allegedly has six children, which as everyone knows, is biologically impossible. No way are all those kids hers.

Mr. Arrington- Vandalism

Vandalism is no joke, Carver. Nuh uh.

Ms. Lakovich- Arson

Ms. Lakovich today is loved for her fiery personality but was especially feared for it back in ’99 when she torched her ex-boyfriend’s car. You know what you did, Jeremy.

Welp! I hope you got to know your Carver faculty and staff a little better through this article. What’s your favorite faculty felony? Let us know in the comments below.