satire – Catalyst

YE STRIKES AGAIN

Kiran Shere-Wolfe, student
March 6, 2023

SIP SOMETHING SPECIAL

Kiran Shere-Wolfe, Journalist
January 17, 2023

The Gated Community of Animal Jam

January 17, 2023

The Childhood Among Us

Sienna Kemp, Journalist
November 14, 2022

Left Twix vs. Right Twix

Hayden Spitzer
November 4, 2022

An open letter to Carver Center students

Mrs. Mlinek
April 1, 2022

“I can’t believe this sweaty, awkward senior made one of my favorite Carver Center artworks” claims sophomore painting student.

April 1, 2022

2034 Time Traveler Reflects on “The Class Wars”

Thomas M Armstrong
April 1, 2022

Tales from the Wildcat Penitentiary

April 1, 2022

Garfield Bandit Causes Chamber Pot Conundrum

Sakura Buker
April 1, 2022

Student Goes Missing After Asking Too Many Questions

Sakura Buker
April 1, 2022

BREAKING: FOUR STUDENTS FOUND CARVERIZED, CULPRIT STILL ON THE LOOSE

April 1, 2022

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